I wasn’t allowed to say the word butthole growing up.
Butthole
Butthole
Butthole
Slinging that word at a sibling was considered a no-no and led, at least for awhile, to getting my mouth washed out with soap.
The Internet is full of buttholes. Those people we normally wouldn’t allow within 5 feet of us who are now snuggled up to our screens. Writing comments on our blogs and saying things on our social media pages that they would never say to our faces… or maybe they would say those things?
I’m tired of the buttholes ruining the Internet. I’m tired of:
- The Josh Groban fan who got mad at my not liking Josh Groban’s CHARACTER in his latest show.
- That person who doesn’t like me blogging and yet calls me a friend.
- Those on twitter who have made it a hellish cesspool of negativity versus allowing it to be the amazing news tool it originally was.
- Those on Facebook who think that it’s the best place ever to hash out politics and deep theological debates. (Add twitter to this comment too.)
Today I declare war on the buttholes. Go away! Your words are like poison to the soul.
My shields are up. I’m not going to let some random internet person ruin my day NOR be the cause of me getting my mouth washed out with soap for calling them…
A butthole.
(Not that that would happen. I’m an adult now. I can say adult things. I think.)
JohnnyBGamer 